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First, the packaging is discreet until you see the bar code at the bottom announcing what’s in the black box - I know that matters to a lot of people. Second, I suggest inflating it slowly your first time, and not all the way. I didn’t lube it up before I did the first time testing it. I just held it for a couple seconds then used the deflate button to see how it worked. Then inflated it for longer and got it almost to where it is in the pictures but I wanted to test the manual deflate button, which is not as simple as I thought it would be to use, but it worked. Then I inflated it a little more and used the auto deflate button to see how fast it worked and then inflated it one more time to the size in my photos. It did get bigger each of those first few times and then the buttons on flashed meaning it wasn’t going to inflate any larger so I stopped and did the measurement then just so yall could see how big it can actually get as well as the size when it’s fully deflated. Third, this thing is almost silent. I’ve never come across a toy that you only can hear it if you kno what to listen for. Fourth, the vibes are both the tingly kind I don’t know what else to call them and rumbly. It has a thumping feeling to a couple of the different modes as well. You cannot beat the price on this item. I just got it so I might have to update this if it ends up not working again but it does comes with a 1 year warranty that you can extend to 2 years by following the barcode on the instructions.